Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

(Fuel better)
granted all your freinds and family DIE

i wish i had a :cherry:

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is radioactive
I wish i had a penguin

[SSJ Data]

granted it's The Penguin and Batman thinks your his acomplise so

i wish i was Batman

[mr33mean]

Granted but the you get killed in action


I wish i had an ACTUAL Penguin

[SSJ Data]

granted your eaten by a whale

[mr33mean]

Granted you are tortured then killed for not wishing


I wish for a neculear sub

[me naam is m]

not granted, the wish genie deems your spelling atrocious and hereby terminates your existence.

i wish to finish the human instrumentality project.

[mr33mean]

Granted but you have to do it all by yourself


I wish for a lava lamp

[me naam is m]

Granted but you have to do it all by yourself

teehehee. somebody phailed here. how can there be a 'yourself' when all is one?

granted... ooh... pretty colors... untill the lamp cracks, and you find out it's REAL lava in there! unfortunately your mind has trouble to process the alarming message due to the heat and fails to run away before you catch fire.

i wish for wax.

[mr33mean]

Granted but you have to do it all by yourself

teehehee. somebody phailed here. how can there be a 'yourself' when all is one?

Get the joke................

Granted it is super hot and in your eye

I wish for a ferrari daytona

[me naam is m]

(you don't get the joke either. evangelion, you know. my guttermindedness pwns yours)

granted. but like all Ferrari it has a bad attitude and it gets way too easily beaten by a ford GT40

i wish for a ford GT40

[mr33mean]

(*sigh* nevermind..........)

Granted it brakes dowm straight away


I wish for a camaro

[Terra]

Granted. It has no engine.


I wish to know the unknown.

[me naam is m]

granted. you don't know the known.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

[Terra]

Not Granted. God, in his attempt to hide his shame, makes your heart stop and your brain explode.


I wish to be sane.

[Toa Kaita]

Granted. Nothing intersting happens for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a dozen donuts.

[Terra]

Granted. They are all half eaten.



I wish for stress to go away.

[me naam is m]

granted. massage time...

I wish for a through back and neck massage. it's killing me after sitting in the back of a small car for 4 hours.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Is that a steamroller on your back?

I wish people would come up with more wishes to continue this game.

[Shemuel]

Granted. But they all involve words like "Haxx0r" and "PWnaGe"

I wish for a talking toad.

[me naam is m]

granted. it's you. and no, being kissed by a princess won't help.

I wish that shemuel isn't a talking toad anymore, and instead of that now is a talking sheep.

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, you get turned into a donkey for wishing in this topic in the first place....but just to tempt fate again...I wish for a multi grenade launcher!

[mr33mean]

Granted it blows up in your face

I wish i had a frisby

[ToaKaita47]

Granted, it has spikes all around the rim.

I wish I had really good power armor.

[mr33mean]

Granted by you are killed why you sleep for it


I wish for a Lemon Pie cannon

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