Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[me naam is m]

granted. it's aimed at you, and those are thousands of lemon pies heading your way at transonic speeds.

[mr33mean]

Granted you die for not wishing


I wish me naam is m had wished

[Galaxy-Scarface]

Granted you die for not wishing

i wish that i was emperor palpatine.

[mr33mean]

??????

Granted but you get killed by darth vader


I wish i had a Moon

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, the sun comes along and destroys it.

I wish for one of my blender made stuff to come to reality!

[mr33mean]

Granted it is used to kill you


I wish an inside joke would start now!!!

[Quantum Rain]

Granted. We now wait for it to happen, as it already happened before.

I wish for a trillion slingo coins!

[mr33mean]

Granted but you are mugged for them


I wish for a bannana peel for someone to slip on

[me naam is m]

granted. your name happens to be someonme.

I wish for a Linux version with the apropriate drivers for my PC

[mr33mean]

Granted, but you get a SUPER VIRUS. so it dosen't mater anyway. your computer dies.


I wish for a sword fish.

[me naam is m]

granted. its sword is stuck in your stomach.

I wish to have a -HARRR- Pirate Ship

[mr33mean]

Granted but there are pirates on it and they capture you then make you walk the plank

I wish for a bulldozer

[SSJ Data]

Granted i'm driving it and run over you oh and your still alive after words but in major pain

I wish i had never left

[mr33mean]

Granted but you stayed and got banned for some reason


I wish for a ping pong ball cannon

[SSJ Data]

granted you launch it at yourself to test it and it hists you where it hurts

i wish i wernt tired

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Someone throws hot coffee into your face.

I wish I had lemon pie.

[SSJ Data]

granted but your alergic to lemons too bad guess i'll have to eat it

i wish i had more time

[mr33mean]

Granted but you get so much you go insane with boredom


I wish for a bannana cannon

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. It backfires. You now have a faceful of potassium.

I wish for a million bucks. WAIT! Make that two million bucks!

[SSJ Data]

granted there running over you

I wish i had $24,029,283

[mr33mean]

Granted it is stolen and you get hunted down and killed for it



I wish for a jet

[SSJ Data]

granted oh whats that about to crash into you?

I wish i had a

[mr33mean]

Granted, but it explodes


I wish for a Pipe Bomb

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Here ya go. (KABOOM!!!!!) Aw, man! I just had the floor waxed!

I wish I had psychic powers.

[mr33mean]

Granted but the battle scene from X-men 3 plays and you are gene.......


I wish i could fly

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