Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

Granted you know who can kill people who don't make a wish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN2Bx_LK2io

I wish my book was done well

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Here you go.

*hands you a still-burning version of your book*

I wish I had more people to help me with the 3-D modeling part of Earth-Link Zero.

[SSJ Data]

Granted They only design inappropriate stuff

I wish for grain

[agentaaa]

granted, its tainted and makes zombies out of all who touch it.

I wish I had an large amount of bacon

[SSJ Data]

granted your a vegetarian now

I wish for a super massive black hole to eat the earth with me still on it

[agentaaa]

granted, it teleports you to a place where polar bears hold true mastery over the earth, and we are used as slaves.


I wish my dog wasn't so good at begging us out of food.

[SSJ Data]

granted he begs you for beer

I wish for luck

[agentaaa]

(She, not he)


granted, you get bad luck, and michael moore picks you up, chains you to the wall, and makes you his drink slave.


I wish Michael Moore didn't have a weight problem.

[Tabu112]

granted

all of the fat is put in your super big mac. you ate it and became verrrrrrry fat

i wish that world of war craft was a fps

[agentaaa]

Granted, you lose your eyes and are unable to play it.

I wish I was one left sock richer.

[Tabu112]

granted

a leprocon steals all of your funds except your left sock

i wish to be that leprocon

[agentaaa]

Granted, instead you post that you wish to be banned. Being nice, the admins acquiesce



I wish I owned a hot female genie.

[SSJ Data]

granted she runs away after... well you don't want to know what.

I wish i will win the 2028 election

[agentaaa]

Granted. You get shot within a week after winning, and never actually do anything.



I wish the jenie would come back and love me forevermore.

[SSJ Data]

granted but the jenie turns you into the opposite sex

i wish it was friday

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. But this will be the last friday ever...

I wish I could create the world's best video game.

[SSJ Data]

granted you can't play it

I wish i had a million Dollars

[agentaaa]

granted, but you took it from the last person who wished for that, and he uses a phaser to kill you and get it back.

i wish i wasn't lazy

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You're now so hyperactive that after a few seconds into your hyperactivity you explode.

I wish I could eat cake and not get sick.

[agentaaa]

Granted. Cake now makes you drunk.


I wish that this wish was brought to you by the letter K

[SSJ Data]

granted Sesame Street Implodes

I wish i knew how to get to Sesame Street

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Once you get there it explodes in a fireball.

I wish I had a kitty.

[SSJ Data]

granted it hates you and rips out your thoat

[ToaKaita47]

For not wishing, you are hideously deformed by nuclear waste.

I wish for a friendly kitty.

[SSJ Data]

gratned i hit him with a car

I wish for more time

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