Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[agentaaa]

Granted, but that means christmas is postponed for 5 years of regular time.

[SSJ Data]

granted you are pulled though a cow field on the back of a horse for not wishing

I wish that people didn't get angry

[agentaaa]

Granted, hitler wins ww2 because no one wants to fight him


i wish for a keyblade.

[SSJ Data]

granted, mwhahahahahahahahaha Mwhahahahahazzzzzzzzz IT IS CURSED BY ME AND YOUR HOUSE DIESZ MWHAHAHAHAzzzzzzzzzzz

I wish for.... umm a unicorn

[agentaaa]

granted, it goes rabid, and impales you in a place that you don't want anyone else to know about. It has a smoke before leaving, and you take a shower soon after.

[SSJ Data]

granted you die for not wishing

I wish for window

[agentaaa]

granted, it is a window to hell, and demons come through, making you pay 125$ in cheese every week for "protection services". Those wacky demons and their cheese....


I wish i would stop forgetting to wish.

[SSJ Data]

granted, you cause a temporal paradox because you go back in time and re wish causing us to go back in time and i fuse with my self from a long time ago. oh and Dondon's and we never created the gathering and there for never the gathering project oh and i don't post anymore

I wish i could fuse with myself from the past

[agentaaa]

Granted, because you have no past self, despite being in the future, the universe is reset due to the paradox. In the reset universe, the pepsi company rules all, and no one is ever able to get a coke again.



Now that I am in the mood, I wish for a can of coca-cola

[SSJ Data]

granted it's empty

i wish for Ale 8 1

[agentaaa]

Granted. It is located on top of Mt. everest


I wish for a longer neck.

[SSJ Data]

granted you neck now makes up 1/2 your body length and you have constant sours because your muscles are not strong enough to support it eventually your muscles in your neck get so big that they block off your air ways and you suffocate to death knowing it was all your fault

I wish it wasn't all your fault

[agentaaa]

Granted, now its all yours, and the punishment is being shackled to my corpse for the rest of your life. unfortunately, the zombie apocalypse starts about a week after my death and...well...I don't think I even need to explain your fate.

I wish I did need to explain your fate

[SSJ Data]

granted everyone hates you for pointing out the obvious

I wish that my magicarp knew splash attack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVtrfa4kAA&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

[agentaaa]

Granted. There's no need to corrupt that wish, because it's pathetic enough as it is.


I wish I was a famous rock star.

[SSJ Data]

granted you die of a drug overdose

I wish my eyes didn't hurt

[agentaaa]

Granted, your eyeballs are taken out of their eyesockets, and a demon uses them in his comedy routine in inappropriate ways. Those demons and their comedy acts...

I wish that every hot girl in the world had a twin.

[SSJ Data]

granted you still can't get a date with them

i wish for nothing

[agentaaa]

Granted, nothing is around anymore.

[SSJ Data]

granted my last corrupted wish was uncorrupted and you die... for not wishing

I wish that you would Wish

[agentaaa]

Granted, I wish you died, and since I have so many non wishes this one comes true
(There, I left a wish and corrupted yours in the same sentence)

[SSJ Data]

Error wish cannot come true

i wish you could realize i'm Omnipotent

[agentaaa]

Granted, i use an omnipotence killer to kill you, knowing your true weakness at last.

I wish I was a king!

[SSJ Data]

Granted I'm still Omnipotent

I wish my sister wasn't such a... you know what i mean

[agentaaa]

Granted, she is now a frog


I wish I could eat nothing but gumdrops!

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