Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[agentaaa]

Granted, you take them all, and everyone hates you for stealing their internetz. also, you now attract evil gummi bears that eat people.



I wish for a horse who enjoyed eating straw that is actually a memento of someone's dead sister, and also for the horse to appear on a plane next to someone with a straw which is a memento of their dead sister.

[blue]

granted! suger free soda

[agentaaa]

For not wishing, You are tied to a team of horses, which brings you to the 3rd level of hell, where you are surrounded by stinky limburger cheese...FOR ALL ETERNITY! Also, your hands have been bound, so plugging your nose...IS NOT POSSIBLE!!!

[Darkwing]

And because you haven't wished, I have made the Necro of Doom, in which all of existence is swallowed up into an ogre's bell button.

I wish I had an ice cream.

[agentaaa]

Granted, you now have ice cream...which appeared inside your appendix, rendering it USELESS!

I wish for a French fry

[Darkwing]

Granted, however this french fry is actually demonically possessed and once eaten, it wraps itself around your intestines and then takes control of your body and uses you to kill all of humanity.

I wish I had a wish

[agentaaa]

granted, your wish is for a death as far from painless as possible. it is granted.


I wish Darkwing had a flash program again, so he could continue his BM mod.

[Darkwing]

Granted, Darkwing gets shockwave flash plugin for IE6.

I wish there was no such thing as bad tasting food.

[agentaaa]

Granted, now there's only poisoned tasting food.


I wish that more people roleplayed here.

[Darkwing]

Granted, however the internet overloads due to to many people RPing here.

I wish I were a superhero

[agentaaa]

Granted, you are now Batgirl.




I wish I was not Batgirl

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, you are Catwomen.

I wish I had flash editing software...

[Darkwing]

Granted, you have the mac version even though you use a Windows.

I wish wasps didn't exist

[agentaaa]

granted, but now hornets take over the earth.



I wish for a fighter jet.

[Darkwing]

Granted, it explodes next to your house due to sucking you in through the intake

I wish I were the coolest person to ever live

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, you were the coolest person for five seconds.

I wish I had an IQ of 9001.

[agentaaa]

Granted, Your head can't hold your brain and EXPLODES!!!

[Quantum Rain]

Granted,

I wish Agent would post a wish.

[agentaaa]

Granted, the wish is for Quantum's head to explode like a grapefruit



I wish Quantum's head exploded like a grapefruit.

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, Quantum's head exploded, but Quantum Rain's did not.

I wish Agent's head exploded like a coconut.

[Darkwing]

Granted, however, the explosion of agent's head effects the past, which then causes quantum rain's head explosion, yet that caused agent's head explosion in the future

I wish this wasn't as confusing as understanding paradoxes.

[agentaaa]

granted, it's now as confusing as understanding paradoxes while standing on your head.


I wish to get 10 dollars.

[Darkwing]

(Crap, I had something typed out about the exchange rate and about Canadian dollar ruling the economy, then I remembered, you're Canadian too!)

Granted, you get 10 dollars and nothing more for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a TARDIS

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, during the time jump, though, it breaks and you're stuck in the quantum in-between dimensional space for an eternity.
(I know what a TARDIS is and does despite not watching Doctor Who, go figure.)

I wish for a muffin.

[agentaaa]

granted, you now get a free baby blood muffin


I wish I was not catwoman

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