Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

granted you don't live to see it

i wisha i could meet you people in real life

[Terminus]

Granted, it's on an alien space ship and we are about to have are brains harvested.

I wish for chocolate sauce.

[SSJ Data]

granted it's posined

i wish this site wouldn't screw up

[Terminus]

Granted, now your computer screws up.

I wish for $1,000,000.

[SSJ Data]

granted it's drug money. Is that the police force at your door?

i wis i didn't have a 25 page packet

[Terminus]

Granted, it's now one hundred and twenty five page packet.

I wish for the total abolishing of homework.

[SSJ Data]

granted america slipps further behind in intelligence

i wish it where tommorow

[Terminus]

Granted, it's always tomorrow, never today.

I wish for apple pie.

[SSJ Data]

granted the Lemon gods strike you down

i wish for pumkin pie

[Terminus]

Granted, it is cursed.

I wish for human meat.

[SSJ Data]

granted the naborhood watch reminds you that eating human flesh is still illegal

i wish there was no naborhood watch

[Terminus]

Granted, now the robbers have no problems stealing your computer.

I wish for laptop computer.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted, it comes without a motherboard.

I wish for a slice of cheese pizza.

[SSJ Data]

Granted it's made with year old cheese

i wish i had a new car

[Terminus]

Granted, it gets destroyed by vandals.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. But I made it...

I wish my summer didn't SUCK.

[Terminus]

Granted, but then the rest of your life does.

I wish for a scotch.

[ToaKaita47]

(Damn, that's good...)

Granted. Oh, oops, I put poison in that--(plop)

...never mind.

I wish I was done writing my script.

[Terminus]

Granted, it's a terrible story.

I wish for a taco.

[SSJ Data]

Grated you wishing for that turns your entire town into ZOMBIES

I wish i didn't FAIL at Dead Rising

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Now you FAIL at Star Wars KOTOR.

I wish my room wasn't so hot and sticky.

[Terminus]

Granted, now it's cold and damp.

I wish i had a bacon cheeseburger.

[SSJ Data]

Granted it's stolen by me

I wish i didn't have a metaphorical huge gaping hole in my chest

[Terminus]

Granted, now it's literal.

I wish for my cheeseburger back.

[SSJ Data]

granted i ate 1/2 of it

i wish i had a Girlfriend

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