Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[mr33mean]

Granted it is explosive


I wish i had wished

[me naam is m]

granted. you wish yourself an agonizing death.

i wish people would spell correctly.

[Quantum Rain]

(Hey, I do!)
Granted, they spell big words wrong.

I wish for a video game.

[me naam is m]

(yep, you do, but not all people)

granted. it's the game '1945' the original. have fun finding one of those old consoles mate...

i wish for a big cake.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is radioactive and gives you cancer


I wish for a pogo stick

[me naam is m]

(hey, nuclear pies are MY invention!)

granted. guess what? it's poisoned and nuclear. never buy cheap stuff with a 'made in china' label on it dude.

i wish for a train

[mr33mean]

(it was a cake not a pie:))

Granted it derails and is carying nuclear waste which lands on you


I wish for a NORMAL pogo stick

[me naam is m]

granted. all the bouncing around causes you brain damage.

i wish for an extra brain.

[mr33mean]

Granted it has a tumor in it and it spreads to your first brain


I wish for a second moon

[SSJ Data]

granted it collides with our first moon and earth no longer has a gravitational support so it wobbles out of control wreaking havoc with our climate

i wish there was a 899,956,346,395 ton asteroid hurtling towards earth

[mr33mean]

Granted it just barley scraps you and misses everything else


I wish for less school

[SSJ Data]

granted but because of wierd fonmana you still have the exact same amount of schooling but not in one day

i wish that made sence

[mr33mean]

Granted but it was useless


I wish for a new pair of rugby boots

[SSJ Data]

granted whats that the police are chasing someone who sotle a new pair of rugby boots


i wish i was CAPTIAN KRIK

[mr33mean]

Granted but remeber he died


I wish for a donut

[SSJ Data]

ERROR spelling ERROR

I wish for a doughnut

[mr33mean]

(look at all of your other posts)
Granted it blows up and burns you


I wish for a chicken nughet

[SSJ Data]

granted it's in your heart
i wish i was spock

[mr33mean]

Granted you have no more fellings


I wish for a car

[SSJ Data]

illogical a car is a highly ineficent way to travel transporters are far more effecent

i wish i knew the point of this game

[mr33mean]

Granted it is pointless


I wish for a transporter(Happy)

[SSJ Data]

Illogical transporters don't excist in this century

I wish i knew what "fun" was

[mr33mean]

Granted you don't like it though


I wish they did

[SSJ Data]

granted vulcans now controle earth

i wish for another wish

[mr33mean]

Granted you wish for another wish Etc..


I wish there was something good on tv

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