Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[me naam is m]

granted. somebody conquers their countries by ubering.

i wish some people here - *looks towards data, for an example* - wouldn't spam for post count

[SSJ Data]

ERROR Data no longer spams wish void

I wish i never spamed

[Shemuel]

Granted. You flamed instead.

I wish for a fish.

[mr33mean]

granted but it is radioactive


I wish it was christmas everyday

[Shemuel]

Grantyed. You get so fed up with it you eventually commit suicide.

I wish for omnipotence.

[mr33mean]

Granted but you go insane as a result


I wish for a plane

[me naam is m]

granted. a nice led plane, isn't it?

i wish for a led zeppelin.

[mr33mean]

Granted but we all know how this ends


I wish for a sandwich

[me naam is m]

(yes, led zeppelin ends in rock&roll! woohoo!)

granted. a you're in the middle.

i wish that beer didn't get you an hangover

[mr33mean]

Granted but now water gives you a hangover


I wish for a car

[me naam is m]

granted. but it's a IKEA DIY crate.

i wish for the future!

[mr33mean]

Granted but you go forward so far that everyone else is dead and you are alone have fun


I wish for an omlet

[me naam is m]

granted. it's an ant egg omelet.

i wish for a happy new year for everyone!

[mr33mean]

Granted but not for you


I wish holidays never ended

[Shemuel]

Granted. You have no qualifications and nobody will give you a job.

I wish I was paid £200 a week.

[me naam is m]

granted, for killing people in Dachau. needless to say the Russians execute you for war crimes.

i wish the world was like in 1815

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You are the last civilian casualty of the war of 1812, which lasted until that year.

I wish I had a starfighter that was immune to self-destruction.

[me naam is m]

granted. it's not immune to others destroying it of course

i wish for pie

[mr33mean]

granted but it is an explosive pie


I wish for a spanner

[me naam is m]

not granted. wish genie doesn't understand and slaps you for not using firefox.

i wish mr33mean fixed his insanity bar

*gives pie to mr33mean and lights candle on top *

[mr33mean]

Granted but look at my geniusness bar

I wish i was super strong

[me naam is m]

granted. however, you don't survive the Pie bomb i gave to you

i wish i wasn't bored

[mr33mean]

Granted for 2 seconds

i wish for a new computer

[me naam is m]

granted. but i hackeded it!

i wish for a PC which is invulnerable to malware and hack attack

[Toa Kaita]

granted. the motherboard breaks.

I wish I had heat vision.

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