Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[mr33mean]

Granted, but i use it first.

I wish for a diving board

[Terminus]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish for a million dollars.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Wait...is that the US Army at your door?

I wish for a new headset microphone.

[Terminus]

Granted, it gets stolen.

I wish I was superhuman.

[mr33mean]

Granted, but someone else is more superhuman and kills you.

I wish for a mini volcano

[Terminus]

Granted, it gos off in your face.

I wish for rifle to kill those damn penguins at my door!

[mr33mean]

Granted, but it is a toy rifle

I wish for a pie war

[Terminus]

Granted, I win.

I wish paintball war.

[mr33mean]

Granted, i win.

I wish for a crane

[Terminus]

Granted, it dosen't work.

I wish I knew karate.

[mr33mean]

Granted, but knew is some crappy brand that breaks straight away.

I wish for a flatscreen TV

[Terminus]

Granted, you get mad while playing a video game a throw the controller at it.

I wish for a mortar.

[mr33mean]

Granted, but it is aimed at you

I wish for a electric scooter

[Terminus]

Granted, the motor breaks.

I wish for a perfect hamburger, and I get to eat it.

[mr33mean]

Granted, someone kills you after because they didn't get to wat it.

I wish for a new phone

[Terminus]

Granted, it gets ran over.

I wish for lifetimes supply of Reeses.

[mr33mean]

granted, but your life is very short so......

I wish for a grenade

[Terminus]

Granted, but it come without the pin.

I wish for a time machine.

[mr33mean]

Granted, but you can only use it once, and accidently pick when the sun blows up...

I wish for a Aston Martin

[Terminus]

Granted, you all killed in a terrorist bombing.

I wish for a combat capable exoskeleton

[mr33mean]

Granted, but you never get a chance to wear it.....

I wish for a space station

[Terminus]

Granted, it's not yours.

I wish for a high IQ.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Your IQ is so high your head explodes like a melon.

I wish I havent had such a BS week...

[Terminus]

Granted, everyone else does and gets mad at you.

I wish for hot chocolate.

[SSJ Data]

Granted it's 2 weeks old because i made it befor i left

i wish i had gotten home sooner

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