Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Terminus]

Granted, your computer is broken.

I wish the ability to fly.

[SSJ Data]

granted you get shoot down cause they think your a UFO

I wish that the museom of wyomeing geologic musem wasn't closed

[Terminus]

Granted, but it was remodeled and you get lost.

I wish for smarter teachers in school.(I've actually corrected my teachers.)

[SSJ Data]

granted the are very annoying

i wish I had a bowl of cocopuffs

[Terminus]

Granted, there soggy.

I wish for some chocolate cake.

[SSJ Data]

granted i eat it

I wish she could have gone

[Terminus]

Granted, but now you can't.

I wish for more strength.

[SSJ Data]

granted you now are .000000000000000000001% stronger

i wish i knew a good move for my martial arts

[Terminus]

Granted, but you can't pull it off.

I wish for $100.

[SSJ Data]

granted you get possesed and buy somthing you don't want

I wis for a Hyper Gun

[Terminus]

Granted, it blows up when you fire it.

I wish for telekinesis.

[SSJ Data]

granted you can lift somthing with the weight of 1 milligram

i wish i didn't have to wish

[Shemuel]

Granted. However, seeing everyone else's amazing gifts they wished for, you commit suicide in deep depression.

I wish I could stop and start time.

[Terminus]

Granted, you stop with it.

I wish for a laptop.

[SSJ Data]

Granted it's the very first lab tom ever built

I wish for a pet Allosaurus

[agentaaa]

granted it makes a starship and flies away.

i wish people would understand what baby blood muffins are
(Just to clarify, its the babys blood and muffin, not baby parts and blood and muffin){on another note its amazingly healthy}

[mr33mean]

Granted, they still hate the name though.

I wish for a machette

[SSJ Data]

Granted someone breaks into your house and steals it.

I wish we had some more members

[agentaaa]

Granted, they hack the forums and send a virus which blows up your computer to every member of the forum

I wish that i had a piece of paper

[SSJ Data]

granted it's flying towards you at 75 mph

i wish i had a gran of sand

[agentaaa]

granted, it had a zombifying virus and when you touch it you become the instrument of a zombie apocalypse

i wish i was unkillable

[SSJ Data]

granted nobody likes you.

I wish I had an atom of helium

[agentaaa]

granted, it runs away after you don't take it to see the new G.I Joe movie

i wish i had a cat... wait i already do... i wish i had another one, preferably not as fat( i have trouble lifting mine)

[SSJ Data]

granted it's an attack cat and it attacks your throat

I wish i had gotten contacts sooner

[agentaaa]

granted, you lose them and accidentally step on them later.
i wish godzilla ate george bush

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