Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[agentaaa]

Granted, he immediately feels lifted of responsibily and is more of a jerk than ever

I wish america was less self centered.

[Angusm3]

denied, that can never happen

I wish it could happen

[agentaaa]

granted ,but now noone wishes for it, making the effort useless.

I wish i was friends with the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

[Angusm3]

granted, they take you to their master and he takes you in as one of his own

I wish america wasn't so self centered

[agentaaa]

(you need to corrupt the wish somehow, that last thing you said sounded more awesome than not)

granted, but because it contradicts the statement of the earlier wish the universe blows up


I wish moderators could ban for no reason

[Angusm3]

granted, you have been banned

I wish we weren't the only people posting on here

[agentaaa]

granted, everyone else doesnt like you, and one of them, a mod, bans you out of sheer annoyance

I wish that our website got some new members.

[Angusm3]

granted, they hack your account and find out all your information, go to your house and rape you to death

I wish i didn't have to grant that

[agentaaa]

granted, for you are now excluded from this forum

I wish Dragon ball z was more popular again.

[Angusm3]

granted now dbz fanboys roam the streets in search of a sacrifice to the dbz gods so that they will make more episodes faster

I wish for more wishes

[agentaaa]

( dont see how thats a bad thing either)

granted, they are all wishes for your death

I wish the king would stop calling me his boy

[Angusm3]

granted, now the king calls you all the cum in hyrule

I wish waxonator made more videos

[agentaaa]

granted, they are all gay porn


i wish we could get back to slightly more family friendly comedy

[Angusm3]

granted, it is funny

I wish agentaaa knew that waxonator is the 2nd best youtube poop maker next to walrusguy

[agentaaa]

granted, he talks of nothing but youtube poop and drives you insane

I wish Angusm could do something other than make pop culture references 9001% of the time

[Angusm3]

granted, i actually never knew what pop culture was

I wish agent wouldnt tell me to stop using memes by saying that "I use them 9001% of the time"

[agentaaa]

Granted, he now cuts your hair bald and forces you to be nappa as he says that your memness is 9001%

I wish Arik knew that popular culture is merely parts of culture that are populr to the mainstream

[Angusm3]

granted

I wish Scott knew that popularity requires more than 5,000 out of 7,000,000,000 to be popular

[ToaKaita47]

Granted for three seconds.

I wish people wouldn't discriminate.

[agentaaa]

Granted, now they all wear fruit hats they never swap out instead, and an odd smell of rotted fruit pervades the world.

I wish for a fruit hat

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, someone steals it so that you look out of style in a world where everyone wears fruit hats.

I wish for a magic muffin.

[agentaaa]

granted, it is crafted with the blood of infants, and when you eat it, their spirits retaliate by EATING YOUR SOUL.

I wish tracer got back on here

[Angusm3]

granted, now he posts nothing and just observes the site when nobody else is online

I wish for grade 8's and 9's to be forced to be in a different part of the school from the rest of the school

[agentaaa]

Since this already happens in your local school, you are punished by the wish demons(sometimes known as cheese demons) by being forced to work under Sarah Palin

I wish that 70's show didnt suck during its last season.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. All other shows now suck in their last season.

I wish I knew how to create the world's best video game.

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