Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but all the good parts have been spoiled for you.




I wish darkwing's wish made sense...

[agentaaa]

granted, but the cruise ship now also hits you



I wish I had as cool an avvy as Calum does....

[Darkwing]

Granted, however your avvy is so cool that nobody notices you anymore in life and you become very lonely and hate yourself.

I wish, therefore I am.

[agentaaa]

the wish would have been granted, but Descartes was killed in a time travel accident, so your quote never comes into being.



I wish for people to stop doing lame fan versions of "my little pony" in their comics.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, now they do lame versions of Carebear Metroid Crossovers in their comics.



I wish that I had unlimited Wishes

[agentaaa]

granted, but all of the wishes are for death by choking on a handful of popcorn


I wish for more emoticons

[Kati]

Granted, but they're all invisible.

I wish for RPing.

[agentaaa]

since the wish had already come true, instead you get squished by a giant elephant.



I wish there were cooler avatar pics of metroids.

[Darkwing]

Granted, however you have to pay a million dollars to have one.

I wish I had teddy bear

[Angusm3]

Granted, unfortunately it turns out to be an alien invader and you are it's first victim

I wish for a free web hosting

[Darkwing]

Granted, it has no space and no bandwidth, but it free nonetheless!

I wish I had magical powers

[agentaaa]

granted, you now have the magical power...To turn into Batgirl.


I wish I had the ability to cast fireballs.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, your fireballs are actually Thermonuclear Blast from Quest for Glory.



I wish I was Blackmage in his "Ruler of Hell" Phase

[Angusm3]

Granted, unfortunately your friends revive you right at the best part

I wish for fluffy explosives

[agentaaa]

granted, they are all attached to you. Also, the virgin thing is a lie.



I wish for the awesomeness of Calums sig to be transferred to me.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you asplode from the awesomeness and it goes back to me




I wish Scott would stop being dyslexic

[Angusm3]

Granted, unfortunately he changed it to a horse eating it's own head right before you took it

I wish for a new backpack

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it explodes



I wish Arik would look before he posts

[Angusm3]

Granted, The server explodes because he becomes more efficient at posting

I wish the server didn't blow up

[agentaaa]

Granted. it blows down



I wish for a cape

[Angusm3]

Granted, a plane flies overhead and you get sucked into the engines

I wish for moar planes!

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you get sucked into a jet turbine too



I wish I was Awesome

[agentaaa]

granted, you are dissected to find the secret of your awesomeness



I wish I had two capes

[Nut_Column]

Granted, two jets fly on either side of you and your capes are pulled into each according turbine. You are torn apart. Everybody claps.




I wish people would clap for me...

[Angusm3]

Granted, a sonic shockwave makes your insides explode from the ensuing thunder

I wish that this wish was uncorruptable

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