Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[agentaaa]

Granted, Devilslayer is now homosexual




I wish Devilslayer wouldn't say that again.

[Angusm3]

Granted, he will never say that again

I wish homosexual man would pay devilslayer a visit

[devilslayer]

granted he gets there and dies from a sniper who hates homosexuals.



i wish to be a straight man

[agentaaa]

Granted, you are now entirely vertical. your body is pulled apart by the strain of staying in this position



I wish for religionz!!!1!

[devilslayer]

granted there are religions that want you dead.


i wish for myself to be Chuck Norris Jr.

[Angusm3]

Granted, chuck norris has no children though and rips you apart after locating you

I wish chuck norris could not find me

[devilslayer]

granted, chuck norris cannot find dead people so you are dead.
(not big suprise)

i wish to be a dragon.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you get into an epic battle with my ponydragon and lose

I wish for gunpowder

[devilslayer]

granted, you are buried alive in gunpowder.


i wish to be human.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you grow old and die miserably...



I wish that I could grow old and die Miserably...

[devilslayer]

granted you grow old and die miserably you go to hell and live 1000 years in there.




i wish for a mega mushroom.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you grow so much your body collapses under it's own weight.




I wish I owned hell Again

[devilslayer]

granted you own hell unfortunately everyone revolts against you and the torture you for 100 years

[agentaaa]

granted, for not wishing you get devoured by moths.




I wish I never again was near a moth or facsimile of any sort.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, a Spidragon falls out of the sky... I think you know what happens next...




I wish I had a Spidragon...

[devilslayer]

granted a spidragon eats you


i wish for a gun

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it fires randomly and hits a gangster, the entire gang gangs up on you and gangs you to death.





I wish I was in a gang...

[devilslayer]

granted you are in a gang your enemy gang kills you all


i wish for a third eye

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it gets a pin stuck into it by the illuminati.





I wish I could attract the attention of the illuminati...

[devilslayer]

granted they get anoyed that you are attracting their attention and kill you



i wish for a dead justin biever

[Nut_Column]

Granted, Grammar nazi's kill you afterwards though





I wish I was a Grammar Nazi

[devilslayer]

granted they accept you, you now look for grammer mistakes for the rest of your life


i wish for a bird made of knives

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it appears inside of you and tries to escape, tearing up your insides.






I wish I had a Pony

[devilslayer]

granted, you get a pony you become grass your pony eats you.


i wish for friends

[Nut_Column]

Granted, the cast of friends appears and shuns you totally, you commit suicide from depression.




I wish Will Wheaton was here

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