Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, everyone hates you.



I wish that People would hate me...

[agentaaa]

The wish already came true, so instead, you just get a poisoned pie. You know you can't resist it...





I wish for poison to not kill me.

[Angusm3]

Granted, Acid falls on your face and burns through to the other side

I wish For a granade

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It does nothing because Granades don't exist. You get famous for finding a non-existant thing. Also, jealous people shoot you in the street.



I wish jealous people would shoot me in the street...

[agentaaa]

granted, they shoot you... with Fattie guns, turning you into a morbidly obese person



I wish for a pomegranate.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you eat the pits and they all burst giving you a major stomach ache!



I wish I Had 2 pomegranates!

[Angusm3]

Granted, they explode in your face



I wish for 5 million

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you get 5 million knifes in your back.



I wish I had 3 capes!

[agentaaa]

granted, the capes get eaten by rabid wolves, and then they bite Chuck norris, making him rabid and next to you. I'm not able to post the conclusion to this wish, as it's too mature of content.




I wish for more sexiness in my life

[Nut_Column]

Granted, Homosexual Man Shows up at your house when nobody else is around.




I wish I could dream

[devilslayer]

granted you dream of yourself making more corrupted wishes.




i wish for a puppy

[agentaaa]

Granted, It's a rabid cerberus puppy, and it eats your face off before discarding it in the trash bin/. Then, it uses some paperclips and staples to use your face as a mask for itself.




I wish for less homosexual man in my life

[devilslayer]

Granted, you get half of a homosexual man out of your life you still have the bottom half of a homosexual man in your life.


i wish for 5 guardian angels

[Angusm3]

Granted, the guardian angels guard someone that you hurt before and kill you to death

I wish FOR PONY!!!

[devilslayer]

granted its a fire breathing DragonPony that hates you and it is 100 thousand feet tall need i say more.


i wish for a less corrupted wish

[Angusm3]

Granted, but my brand new fire breathing pony (that i used my charisma stat to successfully tame) breaths fire at you and you explode into a hundred trillion pieces

I wish for a giant banhammer

[devilslayer]

granted it the hammer hits you you are banned


i wish for 5 million people to guard me

[Angusm3]

Granted, they all follow you around until you die of asphyxiation because they are breathing all your oxygen

I wish to know of a wish that cannot be corrupted

[devilslayer]

granted you learned that wishing for a Trex is not a wish that can get corrupted unfortunately i already used the wish.


i wish for a Trex

[Angusm3]

Granted, too bad you die

I wish to live!!!!

[devilslayer]

granted but as soon as you become alive my trex eats you you are dead again.


i wish for a mirror.

[Angusm3]

Granted, it shatters and you get nine thousand and one years of bad luck

I wish for A quad core dual cpu motherboard with 8 slots for RAM and each RAM stick is 8GB

and each CPU is a 4ghz quad core

[devilslayer]

granted its giant and eats anything that come too close.


i wish for fat man

[Angusm3]

Granted, (you see the last comic)

I wish Fat man comics would continue (and that I had the good copies)

[devilslayer]

granted but as soon as you touch them they burn up and are never seen or exist again.



i wish for you to be homosexual.

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