Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Terminus]

Granted, it sits on you.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

[SSJ Data]

granted there's no ice cream

i wish i never got tired

[Terminus]

Granted, it's because your always asleep.

I wish for a new computer for my room.

[SSJ Data]

granted it has 1 gig of hard drive and 1 meg of ram

i wish i have a 2nd grafic card in my CPU

[Terminus]

Granted, it corrupts your computer.

I wish for better memory and Ram on the computer i just wished for.

[SSJ Data]

granted it now has 2 gigs of memoery and 2 megs of ram

i wish you coulden't wish for your new computer to be any better

[Terminus]

Granted, I wish for yours to be worse.

I wish for first contact with an alien species.

[SSJ Data]

granted there hostile

i wish Billy Mays wasn't dead

[Terminus]

Granted, he's now part of the living dead.

I wish for less death in the world.

[SSJ Data]

granted humans are gone

i wish i could met tom

[Terminus]

Granted, he kills you.

I wish for pumpkin pie.

[mr33mean]

Granted. It explodes in your face.

I wish for an UBER-CPU

[SSJ Data]

granted it runs on windows

i wish for a faster internet connection

[Terminus]

Granted, it comes with a filter that blocks out all non-school related sites.

I wish i could get on this site on my school computers.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. But this is the ONLY site that the computer will let you on...

I wish I had a tail.

[Terminus]

Granted, you are branded a mutant and experimented on.

I wish for wings.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You're a fly on my wall. Hey, wait! On MY wall?! I think not! *swats you with fly swatter*

I wish for a powerful artifact.

[Terminus]

Granted, it sets you out of phase with this reality.(you die of dehydration.)

I wish my library would get more then just vol. 1 every book.

[mr33mean]

Granted. It gets so many it collapses on you.

I wish for a 1968 Camaro

[Terminus]

Granted, it has no engine and the frame is rusted.

I wish for chocolate cake.

[mr33mean]

Granted, it is radioactive and you die before getting within 10 meteres of it.

I wish for the lemon pie thing to start up again.

[Terminus]

Granted, then everyone leaves.

I wish for fireworks.

[mr33mean]

Granted, they go off in your pants.

I wish for war in forum wars

[SSJ Data]

grqanted you lose

i wish i had slept more

[mr33mean]

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish for a new TV

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