Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Terminus]

Granted, she soon breaks up with you.

I wish I had a safe for my cheeseburgers.

[SSJ Data]

granted you don't know the combination and/or lost the key

[Terminus]

Data dies for not wishing.

I wish for more active members.

[SSJ Data]

Granted there all flamers

I wish i wished in my last post on this topic

[Terminus]

Granted, your wish still results in death.

I wish that North Korea would stop testing nukes, and ICBMs.

[SSJ Data]

Granted now they test biologicel weapons

I wish that I know who actually won the Iranian election

[Terminus]

Granted, They lead Iran into a nuclear war with the US.

I wish for no more nukes.

[SSJ Data]

granted they are scraped for antimatter weapons

i wish i could climb on my tree

[Terminus]

Granted, you fall.

I wish for world peace.

[SSJ Data]

Granted there are no more humans

i wish war would change (because war never changes)

[Terminus]

Granted, now EVERYONE fights to the death, and the winners commit suicide.

I wish for more intelligence.(Dictionary definition, not data's.)

[SSJ Data]

granted it's .0000000000000000000000000000yougetwherethisisgoing0000001% better

i wish i had more money

[Shemuel]

Granted. .0000000000000000000000000000yougetwherethisisgoing0000001 pence more

I wish for a fish.

[mr33mean]

franted, a shark is a fish and it eats you

I wish for a ginat fly purple pokodoted hippo

[Terminus]

Granted, it's an alien and it probes you.

I wish for the ability to write faster.

[Shemuel]

Granted. You write faster until under the impossible strain, your wrist shatters.

I wish for a gold ingot.

[SSJ Data]

granted you are killed by the slave masters for it

i wish i got all my items back affter the pitt

[Shemuel]

Granted. However, they have been in another type of pit for too long.

I wish Iran Asplodeded

[SSJ Data]

granted all there nukes expload causing a nuclar winter

i wish that point lookout was done

[Terminus]

Granted, It's terrible.

I wish for a Taco.

[Shemuel]

Granted. Fingernail taco, anyone?

I wish I could see through clouds.

[Terminus]

Granted, you monsters hiding in the clouds.

I wish for X-ray vision.

[SSJ Data]

granted you cause cancer to anyone you stare at

i wish i didn't need sleep

[Terminus]

Granted, but you still fill tired.

I wish for a fish. (hay, that rhymes.)

[mr33mean]

Granted. it is a parahana and eats you


I wish for a hippo

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