Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

granted you die because you can't get the nutrients you need

I wish it where gum drops and ice cream

[agentaaa]

Granted, but both are poison flavored.

I wish Data became president in 2028.

[SSJ Data]

Granted I ban you from America

I wish for an Infinite supply of Ale 8 one's

[agentaaa]

Granted, but it all goes to Michael Jackson

I wish for a coffee.

[SSJ Data]

granted i use my awesome avatar creating powers to steal it from you

I wish the for world peace

[ToaKaita47]

Granted but the wish genie needs a sacrifice...and as it turns out, it's you.

I wish I knew what I was doing right now.

[SSJ Data]

granted your having nasty with a guy of your choosing.

I wish that wasn't in poor taste

[agentaaa]

Granted, now its okay to talk about sex in front of little kids...

I wish that fanboys was based on real life.

[SSJ Data]

granted it is dubbed the most annoying video over

I wish my cat wouldn't need me

[agentaaa]

Granted, since it doesn't need you, it leaves after burning your house down...YOUR CAT IS A PYROMANIAC

I Wish molotov cocktails were made with apple juice.

[SSJ Data]

Granted everything burns including you

I wish you knew what i meant

[mr33mean]

Granted, it changes his perception of you somehow. He hates you know...

I wish for a cheese grater!

[agentaaa]

Granted, but the demons that take 125$ of cheese from data every month decide they want to enjoy chjeese in greater varieties, and make you do nothing but grate cheese for the rest of your life... AND YOU NEVER GET A SINGLE PIECE OF CHEESE AGAIN!... Those wacky demons and their cheese graters...


I wish the cheese stealing demons would leave my cheese alone.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. But that wopnt stop them from taking everything else...

I wish I had a better flash drive.

[SSJ Data]

granted it costs you all the money you have, so you can't make monthly payments on those nudie mags i know you buy, and the IRS come and take alll your property save of course your flash drive, which btw only holdsa 1 byte of info.

I wish i could hit a bullet with a smaller bullet, whilst wearing a blind fold, riding a horse

[agentaaa]

Granted, the first bullet is deflected back at you, and hits you in a private place.

I wish I had grapes.

[SSJ Data]

granted they talk to you and you can't bring yourself to eat a sentient being

I wish I had a partnership w/ Youtube

[agentaaa]

Granted, you cause youtube to become bankrupt, and because of that people won't talk to you anymore.

I wish I didn't wish.

[SSJ Data]

Error input not acceptable wish you must now die

I wish for something to wish for

[agentaaa]

Granted, its eternal damnation.


I wish my hair was spikier

[SSJ Data]

granted you now have SSJ 3 hair w/o the powers though so everone laughs at you. you cannot take the torrment so you commit homogenosuicide and go down in hystory as the most crazy person who ever live. oh and people still make fun of you for your hair.

I wish i could remember where homogenosuicide came from

[agentaaa]

Granted, you then forget all about the gathering. Those demons and their cheese....

I wish there were more non-metals and less metals on the periodic table.

[mr33mean]

granted, but this roots up chemistry and it takes 1000 years to figure it all out again. They all blame you...

I wish i could do stuff like Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

[SSJ Data]

granted you can no longer do math of any kind.

I wish i wasn't pissed right now

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You're banned and now all you feel is sorrow for yourself.

I wish I wasn't grounded.

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