Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Extremists from my universe take it over.

I wish I was married to my dream girl.

[SSJ Data]

Granted but due to the face your underaged for marrage you get arrested

i wish i didn't have a cat that woke me up a 4:43 in the morning

[mr33mean]

Granted, it never lets you get to sleep


I wish for a stargate

[Deoran Drages]

granted, you go through it and never come out

i wish i could sleep in, in the morning

[SSJ Data]

grated you miss school too much and ruin the rest of your life. Have a nice day

I wis my mucles didn't hurt

[Terminus]

Granted, your paralyzed.

I wish the new Star trek movie came out tomorrow.

[SSJ Data]

Granted but you get grounded and can't see it

I wish i didn't need to sleep

[mr33mean]

Granted but you still fell tired which defeats the point


I wish for a parachute

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. It's ripped.

I wish I could do that stunt in that Degree commercial (The one where the guy rides a shopping cart out of the airplane).

[SSJ Data]

Granted the shoping cart breaks when you hit the ground

I wish for intelligence (See new topic)

[mr33mean]

Granted but there are people envious of you, they kill you


I wish for a metor cannon

[Terminus]

Granted, it's busted.

I wish for regenerative abilities.

[SSJ Data]

Error you allready have them

i wish for better regenerative ablilities

[Terminus]

Granted, the are only 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001% better.

I wish for instant regenerative abilities.

[SSJ Data]

granted you get cut in half you regenerate but you still die

i wish for imortality

[Terminus]

Granted, you still fill pain and are tortured for eternity.

I wish for my own laptop.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. The motherboard breaks instantly.

I wish for an indestructable laptop.

[Terminus]

Granted, I has window 95, little memory, and no 3D card.

I wish for a super computer that's indestructible.

[mr33mean]

Granted, it gets stolen


I wish for a 99999999999999999999999999inch TV

[Terminus]

Granted, it won't fit in your house and gets destroyed in a storm.

I wish for the perfect that's not poisoned or deadly, or gets stolen.

[SSJ Data]

granted it's owned by me

i wish for another DBZ manga

[Terminus]

Granted, but it's only released in Japan, and is illegal to take out of the country.

I wish for an all Anime channel on TV.

[SSJ Data]

Granted it's all in japanese and not brodcast in amarica

i wish DBZ abriged episode 10 was out

[mr33mean]

Granted but it ends up horrible


I wish for a mansion

[SSJ Data]

granted it's not yours

i wish i had my ratchet and clank games with me

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