Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is nothing but word files about fish stiicks that contain viruses so youre computer dies


I wish i wwas stronger

[SSJ Data]

granted you can now lift an aditional ounce

i wish i had some ice

[mr33mean]

Granted you have 1 atom of frozen water


I wish for a space shuttle

[agentaaa]

granted it contains carnivorous tribbles.


i wish tracer was cloned

[mr33mean]

Granted but she stabs you because she is an evil clone


I wish i could find where to download how i met your mother season 4

[Toa Kaita]

granted. it's pirated and the police are able to track you down and throw you in jail.

i wish i had a rocket car that ran on solar power.

[SSJ Data]

granted but it ONLY runs of solar power and there for you can only travil during clear days

i wish my video was done

[me naam is m]

granted it contains carnivorous tribbles.

OMFG that is SCARY.

granted. badly.

i wish for a new PC

[mr33mean]

Granted it was made before you were born and fills 3 of the states in the US and can download 1KB a month then gets a virus


I wish for a black hole as a pet

[SSJ Data]

granted you feed it too much and it eats all of the solar system

i wish i had a quarter

[me naam is m]

granted. a quarterback runs over you while trying to catch the egg.

i wish for a jackal!

[SSJ Data]

granted it eats your face

i wish for a penny

[me naam is m]

granted, it eats you!

i wish for a banana

[mr33mean]

Granted but it eats you as well


I wish for a mango

[me naam is m]

guess what.


no. it doesn't eat you. instead, a Trex does.

i wish i didn't need to sleep

[mr33mean]

Granted but you still feel tired(but you really aren't)

[me naam is m]

the allmighty wish genie gives you a nuclear slap for not wishing.

i wish you wished

[mr33mean]

Granted i wished you got no more wishes(unlucky)


I wish for a steak

[me naam is m]

granted. you choke on it.

i wish for more activity

[mr33mean]

Granted butit gets so active that if you go off for ten min there are 8000 new posts and nobody has any idea what is happening any more


I wish i had more holidays

[me naam is m]

granted, more holy days, less free time...

i wish for fire.

[mr33mean]

Granted you are on fire


I wish i wasn't tired

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, your always asleep.

I wish for more members that aren't spammers or hackers.

[mr33mean]

Granted they are SUPER INACTIVE

[Quantum Rain]

I wish for a cupcake?

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