Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You are now a gold statue.

I wish I could command the Enterprise-E.

[me naam is m]

granted. but you know it will be destroyed...

i wish for a potato

[mr33mean]

Granted but it emits radiation and you die


I wish it wasn't so hot and humid here

[me naam is m]

granted. it's freezing, like it does here

[mr33mean]

Granted you get tortured then killed for not wishing


I wish for a boat

[me naam is m]

granted. it's called the sinktanic. hey, are those penguins standing on that solid piece of sea there?

i wish for beer

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for something fun to do.

[me naam is m]

granted. you drink my beer.

i wish for a new BM engine

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, it's been deleted.

I wish for BM 99.

[me naam is m]

granted. but you'll have to wait your whole life for it.

i wish for bananas!

[mr33mean]

granted but they exploded and you die

I wish for a chocalte bar

[me naam is m]

granted. chocalte is a high explosive, you know that, when it contacts saliva it expl...

*BOOM*

*watches mr33mean's head get blown off*

ah, i guess you noticed.

i wish for a bus

[mr33mean]

Granted it is on top of you

I wish for a pizza

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. the toppings are fried worms, dead, poisonous frogs and tobasco sauce.

I wish for an indestructable jetpack.

[mr33mean]

Granted it malfunctions and sets you on fire


I wish for a helicopter

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, it gets blasted by an AD tower

I wish to own the star trek and star wars galaxy!

[mr33mean]

Granted but you are the empire(have fun getting overthrown) and the borg (the queen dies and the all just stop working)


I wish for a borg cube

[me naam is m]

granted, but what's that bio-nano-digital virus doing in your programming?

*sees the cube getting blown up*

oh, so THAT it does.

i wish for an invincible borg cube

[mr33mean]

Granted but my virus gets passed onto you so just be..*BANG* oops to late


I wish for an invincable virus protected invisible borg cube

[me naam is m]

i wish for an invincible borg cube

note the use of italics.

granted. but your borg drones defy you. byebye...

i wish for a motorbike

[mr33mean]

Granted you hit a tree


I wish for a rocket(space rocket)

[me naam is m]

granted. it has the same problems as russian crafts.

*BOOM*

i wish for a bike

[SSJ Data]

granted it's up[ your nose

i wish for some more ideas for unique stories that arn't fanfics

[mr33mean]

Granted but they get stolen and you go insane as a result


I wish for a cannon

[SSJ Data]

granted it's at your door ant then i nocked three time and you are no more

I wish i had 700 gigs of info

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