Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[mr33mean]

Granted you appear on supernatural and are hunted down and killed



I wish for a tazer

[SSJ Data]

granted you shoot your self in the eye with it

i wish for a speck of dust

[mr33mean]

Granted it blows away and as a result you commit suicide


I wish for a snow cone

[SSJ Data]

granted it's in your lung

i wish i couldnn't commit suicide

[mr33mean]

Granted you get shoot by me


I wish for fish sticks

[SSJ Data]

granted there in your apendices

i wish i could spell

[mr33mean]

Granted by you are killed by a random who bbecomes jelouis of you(horrible spelling)

I wish that i was god

[SSJ Data]

grqanted but humanty evovles past gods and you are defeated

i wish i was a human from 1000^1000 yaer from now

[mr33mean]

granted all humans are dead then as are you


I wish for a bowling ball

[SSJ Data]

granted ou open your door and it falls on your head

i wish i was absolute ruler of more than 1/4 of your world

[mr33mean]

Granted by i have the rest and all of your world and nuke you

I wish for a feather

[SSJ Data]

granted your allergic to it

i wish that it was coller

[mr33mean]

Granted it is now absoulte frezzing and you don't have the right clothes


i wish for a basket ball

[SSJ Data]

granted it hits you in the face and breakes your nose

[mr33mean]

Granted for not wishing you have a heart attack


I wish for a bannana peel

[SSJ Data]

granted you step on it

i wish for 3 more wishes

[mr33mean]

Granted but they only work for dwarf's


I wish for a cannon

[SSJ Data]

granted it's aim at Santy Claws's door

i wish i was in halloween town

[mr33mean]

Granted but you are only there for 3.5 seconds. fun while it lasted?


I wish i was omnipitent

[SSJ Data]

granted but your thoguhts aren't your own

i wish it was the 25th all ready

[mr33mean]

Granted but you soon wish you weren't


I wish for a metal bar

[me naam is m]

granted. it's stuck in your head.

i wish for a car

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is a toy car


I wish for a baseball bat

[me naam is m]

granted. a mugger is holding it. have fun!

i wish for light speed.

[Shemuel]

Granted, but you burn up while travelling that fast.

I wish people wouldn't uber in the nations game.

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