Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Terminus]

Granted, I eat it before you can.

I wish Data would grow a backbone and just ask out the girl he likes.

[mr33mean]

Granted, she sues him for sexual harrasment because he won't take no as an answer.

I wish more people were active.

[Terminus]

Granted, they are all flamers.

I wish for Einstein level intelligence.

[mr33mean]

Granted, you are murded by jealous people.

i wish i was 19ft tall

[SSJ Data]

granted you hit your head all the time and don't have money to build a house just for you

i wish i didn't almost forget to wish

[The nightmare]

YOu don't forget to wish that time but you forget to wish everyother time
I wish i was maximum ride. He is awesome in the books.

[mr33mean]

Granted, you get raped by a crazy fan.

I wish i wasn't so tired

[Terminus]

Granted, your dead.

I wish for IPhone.

[The nightmare]

You get one but its broken

I wish for a book on cheese

[Terminus]

Granted, it's in a dead language.

I wish for hamburgers.

[mr33mean]

Granted, they explode when they come within 1 foot of you.

I wish for a parachute.

[Terminus]

Granted, it doesn't work and you just jumped.

I wish for bacon.

[mr33mean]

granted. It is off.

I wish everyone wasn't so greedy.

[Terminus]

Granted, people now do stuff for the good of humanity, world peace is at hand with full disarmament of all military's and oh wait here come some hostile aliens.

I wish FTL to be obtained by humanity.

[mr33mean]

Granted, we are discovered by hostile aliens.

I wish for a pie

[Terminus]

Granted, it's year old pie.

I wish cake.

[mr33mean]

ERROR. "I wish cake" does not make sense, you are killed.

I wish for fireworks

[Terminus]

Granted, they go off in your hands.

I wish I made less typos.

[mr33mean]

Granted, but everyone hates you because of it. you now have no friends.

I wish for a killer whale

[Terminus]

Granted, PETA comes and takes it away.

I wish that damn penguin would go back to the zoo! (just watched Billy Madison.)

[SSJ Data]

Granted because of that Billy Madison Dies

I wish for a wormhole

[mr33mean]

Granted, but it goes from a door opening to the other side making it pointless.

I wish for a killer whale that PETA didn't take away

[SSJ Data]

Granted it dies and the smell get's you arrested

I wish for a wormhole we can use

[mr33mean]

Granted, you can use it. But it comes out next to the sun.

I wish for a new bike

[SSJ Data]

granted it's a color you hate

i wish for an uncrorruptible wish

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