Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Shemuel]

Granted, but it's Caffreys :Annoyed to Blu

I wish for my own fishing lake

[SSJ Data]

granted it has no fish only sharks

i wish for interglactic peace

[me naam is m]

granted. very dull huh?

i wish to conquer the galaxy.

[SSJ Data]

granted your overtrone 2 years later

[Shemuel]

The wish genie throws you off Olympus Mons, the tallest mountain on mars, for not wishing.

I wish for some good headphones

[SSJ Data]

granted some one shuves them down your throte

i wish that she made lot's of spagetti

[Shemuel]

Granted. An unspecfied woman makes spaghetti very well. Unfortunately, none knows where she is.

I wish for a table.

[SSJ Data]

granted it's in your mouth

i wish i was taller

[me naam is m]

granted. one millemeter, to be exact.

i wish for a white christmas

[SSJ Data]

granted there are 20 feet of snow ontop of your house

i wish the creek was frozen

[me naam is m]

granted. byt not thick enough, so you fall through the ice.

i wish for peace.

[mr33mean]

Granted but as a result you are invaded by aliens and have no weapons for protection because you burned all the weapons.



I wish for a tennis racket

[me naam is m]

granted. oh wait? you said? tennis racket? the wish genie read tennis rocket... well, at least now we can play a game of tennis on the moon...

i wish that some members on DW's would stop being spammy, ignorant, childish and annoying.

[mr33mean]

Granted they do but then everyone else becomes spammy, childish and annoying


i wish for a shotgun

[me naam is m]

granted. you shout 'shotgun!'

i wish for a crossbow.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is made from your bones



I wish for a bigger tv

[me naam is m]

granted. it lets your electricity bill rise by 100% though.

i wish that i didn't need sleep.

[mr33mean]

Granted but you still get tired



I wish for a new car

[SSJ Data]

granted it get's stolen

i wish i was the first man on mars

[mr33mean]

Granted but several women beat you there and you are killed by martians making you the first to die on mars




I wish for a laso

[SSJ Data]

granted it's around your neck very tightly

i wish i was in the 12th grade

[mr33mean]

Granted but the school system was changed grade 12 is the equivilant of year 1 now enjoy doing it all again




I wish for the enterprise E

[SSJ Data]

granted hay what's that crashing right on your house

i wish i had some castrodinium

[mr33mean]

Granted but it turns it is in demand and you are killed by pirates for it



I wish that i could never die

[SSJ Data]

granted everyone you know dies and you are incredibly lonley congradulations

i wish io were a vampire

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