Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[mr33mean]

Granted but you can never turn it off


I wish for a new phone

[Toa Kaita]

Granted. its a cell phone that doesn't have a charger. Your battery dies in 5 seconds.

I wish my heat vision could turn off.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it can no longer turn on

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich

[me naam is m]

granted. stacked with peppers of course.

i wish for beer

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is flat


I wish i wish i could fly

[me naam is m]

granted. but it's misty and you crash against an iceberg.

i wish to posses magic

[Toa Kaita]

granted. You can't control it and it ultimately kills you.

i wish i could manipulate energy at will.

[me naam is m]

granted. but energy, like girls, doesn't like to be manipulated and kills you.

i wish newton was wrong

[mr33mean]

Granted there is no gravity and you drift into space and die

I wish i could fly and allways see where i was going

[Toa Kaita]

granted. you're so busy paying attention to whats below you that you hit an airplane.

I wish i had a computer that did all my work for me and was immune to everything that was sent at it.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it gets stolen and it was one of a kind

I wish i was superman(without the tights)

[Toa Kaita]

granted. lex luthor manages to kill you with kryptonite.

I wish for a high paying job.

[mr33mean]

Granted but you get fired the next day

I wish for a trillion dollars

[me naam is m]

granted. you stole it. but what's that whole batallion of special forces and SWAT teams doing round your house? oh yeah, they're going to arrest you.

i wish to be borg

[Toa Kaita]

Granted. You are killed by a phaser blast, unable to adapt in time.

I wish I was invulnerable to everything.

[mr33mean]

Granted you out live everyont and think and still fell pain you suffer alone for all eternity

I wish for a new tv

[me naam is m]

granted. nice oldschool black 'n white

i wish for an APC

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is stolen and you are killed as a result


I wish for a new airconditner

[me naam is m]

granted, but terrorists put nervous gas in it.

i wish for my own mercenaries

[mr33mean]

Granted but when you run out of money to pay for them with they all kill you

I wish for a bigger house

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. The house is so big that you end up getting lost. Have fun finding your way out!

I wish that there was no violence in this world.

[mr33mean]

Granted the earth gets invaded by hostile aliens and we have no means of fighting back


I wish my room was clean

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Everything is stolen by thugs in masks.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[mr33mean]

Granted it is stolen and you get thrown in jail


I wish for a new cricket bat

[me naam is m]

granted. but a burglar uses it to molest you.

i wish for gold

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