Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Terminus]

Granted, you get shot by the ice cream guy.

I wish for a giant non-poisoned cookie.

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, it's acidic, and your stomach disintigrates.

I wish for a non-acidic, non-poisened, non-lethal cookie.

[Terminus]

Granted, it gives you stomach cramps for a year.

I wish for an item.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted, it's an explosive item that--

(KABOOM!)

...explodes to touch.

I wish for all the dough in the world.

[Terminus]

Granted. Everyone kills you for taking all there dough.

I wish for less dumb people in the world.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Everyone else on Earth has an IQ of 255, but you are the only person on the planet with an IQ of -14.

I wish I had lemon pie and wasn't allergic to lemon.

[Terminus]

Granted, you hate the taste of lemons.

I wish a Death Star that is not blown up by teenagers, or a farm kid, or lando, or wedge.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. I blow it up.

I wish I had a lemon pie, that I wasn't allergic to lemons and I didn't hate lemons.

[mr33mean]

Granted, it explodes in your stomach


I wish for a potato cannon

[Terminus]

Granted, I steal it from you.

I wish for the worlds rarest truffle.

[SSJ Data]

granted i come over to your house and eat it

i wish that i had a Girl friend ='(

[ToaKaita47]

(You and me both, Data.)

Granted. However, two days into your relationship you realize that you hate her guts and break things off with her.

I wish I had a pie to throw into someone's face.

[Terminus]

Granted, it gets eaten first.

I wish for less stupid movies to be made.

[SSJ Data]

Granted one less stupid movie per year is made

i wish Dragon Ball Evolution didn't SUCK

[ToaKaita47]

(Off topic: I didn't see that yet. But I heard some bad stuff about it.)

Granted. Now X-Men Origins: Wolverine sucks.

I wish I had command of the new Enterprise.

[Terminus]

Granted, it the Enterprise-C, and your at klingon outpost and here comes the romulans...

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[SSJ Data]

Granted you wish for somthing pointless

i wish i was in Star Wars KotoR 2

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You are part of a sub-plot. However, your sub-plot is removed from the final version of the game due to Obsidian rushing to finish it.

I wish I was Starkiller.

[SSJ Data]

granted you are killed

i wish i was in KotoR 1

[mr33mean]

Granted you get killed off 12.2 seconds after the start


I wish for my own planet

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. I blow it up with the Narada.

I wish for a planet of lemon pie.

[SSJ Data]

Granted your alergic to lemons

I wish i had a profesional Video Cammera

[Deoran Drages]

granted, it breaks

i wish there was a kotor 3 (not the MMORPG)

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, so does everyone else, but it's not happening today, but in a couple years.

I wish for...automatic typing machines that read your minds and type down what you want them to.

[Deoran Drages]

granted but it blows up by accident

i wish for my own universe

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