Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Terminus]

Granted, they won't play.

I wish for more star wars movies.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. They're all box office flops.

I wish I could command the Narada and not be destroyed by a black hole.

[Terminus]

Granted, your destroyed by a white hole.

I wish i had an apple pie, that's not deadly.

[SSJ Data]

grated mmmm that tasted good

i wish i had a t-shirt

[Terminus]

Granted, but it is my T-shirt.

I wish people to stop killing people.

[SSJ Data]

granted the kill more animals

i wish for life

[Terminus]

Granted, it is the life of a baby with cancer, goodbye.

I wish for chocolate milk.

[SSJ Data]

Granted it has drugs in it and you get covicted for drug use

i wish i had a power level hight than 12.1

[Terminus]

Granted, the death star blows up earth.

I wish for a monkey that doesn't kill or harm me.

[SSJ Data]

granted it runs away

i wish i had food

[Terminus]

Granted, it's piosend.

I wish for a wonka bar.

[SSJ Data]

granted you didn't get the golden ticket

[ToaKaita47]

Granted, the wish genie sends you to a nuclear death for not wishing.

I wish for a boat.

[Terminus]

Granted, it has a hole in it and you don't notice till your a mile from shore.

I wish for magical powers.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted but they control you instead of you controlling them.

I wish I had a space shuttle.

[Terminus]

Granted, you have no rockets to get it to space.

I wish for a jet pack.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Someone hits it with a blaster and you fall into the Sarlacc.

I wish for a rocket car.

[SSJ Data]

granted it's stolen

i iwsh i had a job

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You're laid off on the second day.

I wish for more active users here as well as on my rebooted site.

[SSJ Data]

granted there all spamers

i wish that people wouldn't spam

[ToaKaita47]

Granted, they flame instead.

I wish for a new bike chain.

[SSJ Data]

granted it dosn't fit your bike

i wish it was the 29th of may 2009 at 3:00 pm

[Terminus]

Granted, that's now judgment day, or Armageddon if you prefer.

I wish for a long and healthy life.

[SSJ Data]

granted you family dies but you live to be 129

i wish i could live to see FTL travel

[Terminus]

Granted, it is from alien invaders and we lose.

I wish i could help bring peace to the world.

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