Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

granted now I'm grounded

I wish for galactic peace

[agentaaa]

granted, now worlds only war with themselves...

[SSJ Data]

Error it is illogical to not wish you know have no emotions

I wish for something that can't be negative in my perception at all

[agentaaa]

granted, it is the cheese demons, and they rob you blind, make you homeless, take all the money and use it for cheese. Since you cannot perceive them negatively, you do not stop them at all. Those demons and their cheese...

I wish I had a rockstar girlfriend

[SSJ Data]

granted she completely drains you of cash and you get evicted from your home and all but one set of clothing is taken from you.

I wish i didn't need corrective lenses

[agentaaa]

granted, you are blind now. also deaf, crippled, and unable to use any of your other 5 senses. also, you cant talk.


i wish I was a rockstar.

[SSJ Data]

Granted you are now a mobster. and since I'm deaf you can't blame me

I wish my car door wasn't broken

[agentaaa]

granted, now its just a portal to hell. The cheese demons, surprisingly, decide not to use it, preferring to stay and steal your cheese.

I wish for a hard hat

[SSJ Data]

granted it crashed though your future spouses window decapitating them and then boomerangs around and crashed though your window killing your entire family. You cannot bear the remorse and commit sluiced in the middle of the street. Thousands see you and go crazy. Looting and rioting soon follow and society in your country begins to break down. This causes a collapse in all the world governments leading to the end of civilization as we know it. The cheese demons cease the opportunity to steel all the cheese in the world. Billions die in the following cheese shortage. All because you had to wish for a stupid hard hat.

I wish i had more time to spend with my girlfriend

[agentaaa]

Granted, you are both dead and able to spend the rest of your un-lives together.

I wish for a ming vase, that is three stooges proof

[mr33mean]

Granted, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish i was always on holidays

[SSJ Data]

granted you are always away on holiday and never post here.

I wish it were friday

[agentaaa]

granted its freaky friday and you switch with Hannah Montana

I wish I never swap with Hannah Montana

[SpaceAmbience97]

Denied, because you didn't.
I wish for lemon pie!!!

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Its all over your face.

I wish I knew what to do with myself.

[SpaceAmbience97]

Granted, you kill yourself.

I wish for cream pie!

[SSJ Data]

Granted. Do you really want to know what type of cream that is

I wish I had my headset with me

[mr33mean]

Granted, but it is broken.

I wish for a second moon, which i owned.

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. Wait, what's that above you--*BOOM!*

I wish I had a futuristic New York City under my control.

[SSJ Data]

Granted Judge Dread called he wants his movie back, oh and he wants you to know that quote "I am the law!"

I wish there was snow on the ground

[agentaaa]

granted, but you pull it from my town, and they grow angry. led by me, we do a great murder plot and kill you, take your soul, and give it to the demons. the reanimate you as a living table, and eat their cheese on you. Those demons and their cheese...

[mr33mean]

Granted, that happens to you for not wishing.

I wish for Christmas again!

[SSJ Data]

Granted you go back in time causing a Chronometric rift in the universe resulting in your butt getting kicked by Ratchet and Clank

I wish i had tools of destruction

[agentaaa]

granted, they are only good at destroying you.


I wish for a hot girl to be my slave

[SSJ Data]

granted you are kill for being morally disgusting

I wish this forum didn't need to rely on me

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