Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Angusm3]

Granted, now you are Micheal Jackson

I wish for foramus warus to give me instant researches

[Angusm3]

Granted, now you are Micheal Jackson

I wish for foramus warus to give me instant researches

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, you are now Lava Girl.

I wish for a magic genie that doesn't corrupt his/her three wishes.

[Darkwing]

Granted, you get a genie who corrupts your soul and are sent to the firey pits of hell for all eternity.

I wish we didn't need to sleep

[agentaaa]

Graned, but now you're bnatgirl again for some reason.




I wish We had superheroes on our forums.

[Darkwing]

Granted, they all see you as the villain and kill you.

I wish Agent could come up with better responses to corrupt a wish

[agentaaa]

Wish not granted, Agent already gives the best responses possible, so it's an un-grantable wish.



I wish Darkwing didn't criticize my responding skill

[Darkwing]

Granted, Darkwing criticizes you personally now which leads you to a life of depression ultimately resulting in your suicide.

I wish I could make a movie

[agentaaa]

Granted, but only erotic movies.


I wish for everyone but me to DIE!!!!

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, we all turn into zombies and eat you.

I wish I was not a superhero/villain or a zombie.

[agentaaa]

Granted, you are now just plain ol' you, which sucks enough that I can't think of how to make it worse.(Buuuuuuuuuurn)


I wish I was a green lantern.

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, I become Jaxe and kill you.

I wish these wishes would stop ending in death...

[agentaaa]

granted, now they end in incest


I wish Jaxe would just hurry up and die already

[Darkwing]

Granted.

I wish I could think of a way to corrupt the previous wish

[agentaaa]

granted, but you already posted your failure of corruption, so you can't fix it now.



I wish I was i knew what felt like a bear.

[Darkwing]

Granted, you are now always itchy due to all of the dirty, unwashed hair on your body.

I wish Agent wasn't dyslexic so I could figure out what he's saying in a shorter amount of time

[agentaaa]

(Am actually dyslexic lol)
granted, but now you can only figure out when he's saying mean things in a shorter amount of time

I wish I had moose meat.

[Darkwing]

Granted, you are now trapped inside a bloody moose with the meat choking you to death.

I wish I didn't have to make hard decisions all the time

[agentaaa]

(awesomest way to die ever. Just think of the tombstone: AgentAAA, choked on moose meat while INSIDE the moose. there was no hole he got through. Just somehow ended up in there. Also, devoted son.)
granted, now you are dead.


I wish that I had a cellular phone.

[Darkwing]

Granted, it has been surgically implanted into your stomach by the joker. He only wants his call...

I wish I were actually dead

[agentaaa]

Granted, your body gets stolen and used as a prop for youtube poop.

I wish youtube poop didnt exist.

[Darkwing]

Granted, it is replaced with Dailymotion poop.

I wish I could stop wishing to wish for a wish that is wishing to not wish for a wish

[agentaaa]

Granted, but before you can do anything, a cruise ship crushes you.



I wish to be able to see a superhero face to face.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, You meet Homosexual Man and he takes a fancy to you.




I wish I could fly

[agentaaa]

granted, you get sucked up in an airplane turbine due to disobeying the hero clothing law of:
No capes!



I wish that people would stop spoiling or trying to spoil portal 2 for me

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