Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

granted i has 5 mnutse left

i wish for (Random)

[mr33mean]

Granted(random)


I wish for more people to play on the new RPG

[SSJ Data]

granted there all copies of tracer

i wish we wernt all alone

[mr33mean]

Granted 1million people are here now


I wish for a goldfish

[SSJ Data]

granted it dies

i wish i hadn't used up my curruptedness for the night

[mr33mean]

Granted you used it 12 seconds ago


I wish i could see MNIM face when he sees all our posts

[SSJ Data]

granted he complaines somemore

i wish MNIM didn't complaine as much

[mr33mean]

Granted he spams instead


I wish i wasn't hungry

[me naam is m]

granted. instead you're forced to eat a whole cow. raw, that is.

i wish that everybody had an IQ of 100

[mr33mean]

Granted the whole planet has an IQ of 100 and can't invent any more and we regress


I wish i didn't have to wait for tonights fireworks

[me naam is m]

granted. the fireworks depot explodes and transforms your whole city into a blackened plain.

i wish for a bike.

[mr33mean]

Granted it falls apart while you are riding it down a hill(ouch)


I wish i was fitter

[me naam is m]

Granted it falls apart while you are riding it down a hill(ouch)

(Had that once. yes, the correct word is OUCH. with capitals, that is.)

granted. you're a sewage pipe fitter.

i wish for a Suzuki samurai!

[SSJ Data]

granted it has no doors or windsheild

i wish for Avtomat Kalashnikova obraztsa

[mr33mean]

Granted it explodes


I wish for a Buick Wildcat

[SSJ Data]

(do you een know what a Avtomat Kalashnikova obraztsa is?)
granted you drive it off a bridge

i wish for a Avtomat Kalashnikova obraztsa

[mr33mean]

(not clue but anything can explode)
Granted it blows up again


I wish i knew what a Avtomat Kalashnikova obraztsa was

[me naam is m]

(not clue but anything can explode)
Granted it blows up again


I wish i knew what a Avtomat Kalashnikova obraztsa was

:thud:

this makes me wanna aim some very rude and big insults at you.

YOU DOT FREAKING KNOW WHAT AN AK IS???

granted. you find out when you get killed with one.

i wish for a Holy Army

[SSJ Data]

Granted there you enemy

I wish mr33mean knew about google

[mr33mean]

(last time i trusted someone.... well lets not go into it)

Granted i use it to take over the world


I wish i owned the moon

[me naam is m]

NOT GRANTED. the moon is already owned by me and DJ. the wish genie can overrule a lot of realities, but not that one.

I wish for my own cookies factory.

[SSJ Data]

granted for some reason your cookies gain consciousness and rise up against you

i wish i existed on the next level of existence

[me naam is m]

granted. you find out, however, that it is quite boring there, all on your own.

i wish for Rei Ayanami.

[SSJ Data]

granted she is socilaly with drawn and ignores you

i wish for the Super X, スーパーX, or Sūpā Ekkusu

[mr33mean]

Granted but you are so happy you go insane


I wish for a nicer English teacher

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