Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

granted we still have a bad president

I wish we could have a 1/2 decent president fora change

[agentaaa]

granted, Godzilla eats him too(must be starting to get full)


i wish that Godzilla doesn't eat me

[SSJ Data]

granted he eats your closest friend

I wish Godzilla would stop eating people

[agentaaa]

granted he doesn't think you count(guess that's why there's a skeleton in your sig.).

I wish hello kitty online didn't exist

[mr33mean]

Granted, it now is the only thing on tv instead

[agentaaa]

...you forgot the wish, so i'll put one in.
i wish people didn't judge me by the fact that i use baby blood to make my muffins

[mr33mean]

Granted, they judge you for something far worse.........

I wish i had an Ipod Touch

[SSJ Data]

Granted it is linked to your brain and plays "I'm a barbie girl" over and over and you can't stop it.BTW it's indestructible.

I wish people would get it strait that My profile pic is not a skeleton but a Skull with arms and legs. (Hence the name Dancing Skulls Production)

[agentaaa]

granted, godzilla still ate your head though.

i wish for a baby blood cookie

[SSJ Data]

granted you are put on trial for not eating Baby Blood Muffins

I wish Mass Effect was real

[agentaaa]

granted, but it only happens after you die.

i wish my cat weighed less than a blue whale

[SSJ Data]

granted it now weights as much as a bulldozer

i wish i didn't have to put up with incontinence

[agentaaa]

granted, you were killed by godzillas younger brother, milhouse, and voided your bowels just before dying.

[mr33mean]

Granted, you die horribly for not wishing.

I wish for the new lambohginhi

[agentaaa]

granted, it shoots 3 year old pickle juice at you whenever you try to get in it.

i wish we spelled wish A-G-E-N-T-A-A-A

[SSJ Data]

Granted now no one wish for anything because the spelling for wish is so screwed up and makes no grammatical sense mind you and it sound flat out horrible

I wish for a box of chocolates

[agentaaa]

granted, you eat them and they start you on a path of obesity that ends when your own fat crushes your lungs when you roll over.


i wish that that horrible E.T game for the atari didn't exist( I'm serious.)

[Tabu112]

wish granted, but it was for every other console, including the newest consoles; and it was a worse game

i wish i had very fast internet

[agentaaa]

granted yoour computer is incompatible with all web browsers.

i wish i made flaming poop6

[ToaKaita47]

Granted. You burn your butt.

I wish my home computer wasn't so slooooooooow...

[SSJ Data]

granted it now runs 1 X 10^-googolplex% faster

i wish my computer had 20 terrabytes of memory

[agentaaa]

granted. a password is put on your computer, and you dont know what it is

i wish we had a robot.

[SSJ Data]

granted you get to choose your result Either
A) you buy a 20 million dollar robot only to find it sucks
or
B)It's so advanced that it kills you and uses your carcass to build a new robot and enslaves humanity

I wish people would be more inventive with their corrupted wishes

[Tabu112]

granted... i make a funny wish and its granted, but then the thred is locked.
and slowley all of the threads are locked... untill finaly the onley thread left is a hello kitty fan page full of 11 year old girls...

i wish for my soul and my sanity back

[SSJ Data]

granted you loose your life

I wish i didn't need sleep

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