Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[devilslayer]

granted, whil wheaton is here he bores you to death with star trek facts you already know

i wish for a flying key

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it's the energy sword from RVB, and it unlocks your death. Also it flies.




I wish I could not die!

[Angusm3]

Granted, you live forever, unfortunately you forgot to wish for infinite youth and end up in horrible unending pain after 300 years


I wish for everlasting youth and immortality

[Nut_Column]

Granted, the SCP Foundation capture you and classify you as Keter Class for some reason



I wish I was SCP-076

[Angusm3]

Granted, but the constant presence of SCP-072 prevents you from doing anything badass.

I wish I was SCP-072

[agentaaa]

granted, but you are eaten by OBAMA!




I wish for Richard powers

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are a Dick.




I wish I was a Double Entendre....

[agentaaa]

granted, your name is now "A double entendre"


I wish for the sun to come out tomoorow!

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it is so hot it burns your house down, and only yours. The Flame doesn't touch anything else, not even the grass. It leaves nothing left.


Oh, and it kills all the whales...


I wish I was a whale...

[Angusm3]

Granted, now you are a tennis ball

I wish for a ray gun

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It shoots Ray Ramanos.




I wish Everybody Loved Me...

[Angusm3]

granted they all smother you to death

I wish I had a bob gun

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It shoots Bob Hopes.




I wish I could sing...

[Angusm3]

Granted, then you go into a coma from sleep deprivation caused by lack of oxygen to your brain because you would not stop singing, then Hank comes out of nowhere and rips your head off with one of his magic cards (the ace of spades) and before you die you're pretty sure you can hear "ELEPHANT FORCE!" in the distance


I wish for asphyxiation powers

[agentaaa]

Granted, but you can only asphyxiate yourself




I wish for gelato to not taste nasty to me

[Angusm3]

granted, then you realize that you've just been eating ice cream

I wish for a bucket of gelato

[agentaaa]

granted, it appears in your stomach all at the same time, clogging it and then killing you slowly of starvation.




I wish for a Gigantic popcorn kernel

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it takes the place of your brain. Nobody notices any real difference...



I wish I had 2 differently coloured socks.

[Angusm3]

Granted, they are mutant socks that eat your feet when you put them on

I wish for a mothership

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It blows up the whitehouse and Will Smith Kills you.



I wish Will Smith was my Friend.

[Angusm3]

Granted, he discovers that you are an alien and exterminates you.

I wish for soviet Russia to be mine!

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia owns YOU!!




I wish I had a Puppy

[Angusm3]

Granted, It can look into your VERY SOUL which it promptly devours

I wish for comics

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it is SCP-454





I wish I could blow things up with my mind

[agentaaa]

granted, but only Baby euglena.


I wish for melons.

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