Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[Angusm3]

granted, you do but then people say that it sucks

I wish that nobody would ever have to go through that

[agentaaa]

Granted, now they just die at the age of 3

I wish this forum had posts that werent just in the game section

[Angusm3]

Granted, Now ALL the posts are on this thread

I wish for intergalactic warfare on all levels

[agentaaa]

Granted, you get to pilot one of the kamikaze planes


I wish for a sovereign class starship

[Angusm3]

Granted, since it is sovereign every other starship part of an alliance declares war on you

I wish mankind would discover life on other planets

[agentaaa]

granted. they then begin to enslave the aliens and use them as workers till they rise up and destroy their oppressors

I wish the space-time continuum wasnt so darn finicky

[Angusm3]

Granted, now the space time continuum just explodes every time you try to do anything to it and everyone knows it will happen

I wish lemurfot would release the movie "Survive"

[agentaaa]

Granted, it totally sucks and ruins your motivation


I wish for LEHMUHN PAIH!!!!

[Angusm3]

Granted you receive the "LEHMUN PAIH!!!!" and when you ask what flavour it is the vendor tells you "PI FLAVOUR..."

I wish Al Gore would just give up

[agentaaa]

Granted, one of the last resistors of the republicans go away and they begin a republican takeover of america


I wish people would make more RP characters.

[Angusm3]

Granted, the site becomes flooded with RP characters and the hard drives crash, forcing the forum to disappear forever

I wish for a Republican system (Not a republican Democracy)

[agentaaa]

granted, it appears in madagascar, and promptly falls apart due to lemurs not having the capacity to run a country.

[Tabu112]

i wish i got on more

[agentaaa]

Granted, your posts end up sucking and everyone hates you

I wish that Angusm would ocme clean and just admt the man was pushed off the plane by a horse.

[Tabu112]

granted, it was onley a charly horse tho.

I wish my forum sig. would show up x.x

[agentaaa]

since your wish is already true, the cheese demons eat your SOUL

I wish for a cheezburge

[Angusm3]

Granted, Yuri the dwarf comes back to life as a zombie and prepares the burger, while you are eating it he pops out and devours your soul and you eyes and he rips off your head and shoves it up your urethra

I wish more quantum rains and destrals would post on Ex Nihilo

[agentaaa]

Granted, they post that they no longer have interest in it and are leaving the forum.

I wish this forum never died

[Angusm3]

granted, it never died unfortunately it was never alive

I wish for more wishes

[agentaaa]

Granted, your other wishes go to me, and I wish for you to become a muffin

I wish you would quit using other computers to boost your internetz count

[blue]

i wish to be happy

[agentaaa]

granted, since you didn't corrupt any wishes, you die of a heart attack 40 seconds after i type this...mmmyes

i wish for a baby sseal

[Angusm3]

granted, but the seal turns into a monster and eats your very soul

I wish for instantaneous life at my command

[agentaaa]

granted, but its only the insantaneous life of Michael Jackson

I wish that Angusm would stop using other comps for giving himself free internetz

[Angusm3]

Granted, now I just spoof my MAC address every time I want an internet

I wish I had more internetz

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